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philosophicalpoetry:

Bob Dylan- Times are a Changing

Since I’ve just read Watchmen by Alan Moore and today I officially end my course within the confines of High School, this song seemed appropriate. 

Although the overtone of the song can be considered depressing, I promise that I’m so very elated by the end of a tormenting journey. Hopefully, I will read and write, have sex regularly, sleep all day, paint all night and enjoy learning of my own accord beyond this day. 

Everything’s over today. 

13 years gone. 

And nothing feels different. 

Graduation’s tomorrow.

well but that wasn’t very nice. and nobody was really talking. but okay crazy :~)

well but that wasn’t very nice. and nobody was really talking. but okay crazy :~)

F uc;k 

i discovered online shopping

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casperfiol replied to your post: I just bought Luis some damn good presents for his…

Give him a hand-job. GET IT? HAND-MAKE. LAWL

HAW. But I’m a classy lady :( I don’t even know what that is

germancaceres:

I honestly have grown such a hatred to this lady that is living with us because her and her kid have been staying with us for about 2 weeks (FOR FREE) and her kid runs around slamming all the fucking doors and going into my room and picking ip my medium format cameras and playing with them and she fucking yells/sings/screams/every loud noise that a mouth can make at fucking 6am and they eat all our cereal, our dinner,my snacks that I buy for myself and eats every thing sweet that is in this house. AND THE WORST FUCKING PART is the fact that she has a 5 bedroom house but she is scared immigration is going to get her

kick that bitch out if immigration really isn’t after her

I just bought Luis some damn good presents for his birthday ~_~ 

everyone should appreciate my gift-giving skills 

but then I’d have to buy everyone gifts 

life was easier when I used to steal gifts but you can’t steal online sigh 

also I’m trying to invoke good karma but I don’t really think it’s bad to steal from stores

(unless they’re tiny failing mom and pop stores but besides that)

I also still have to hand make two things for him

i just want bruises and pretty things that’s all i ask

i just want bruises and pretty things that’s all i ask

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brandnewswastikas:

25 Tips On How To Tell If He Really Means It When He Chokes You During Sex

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i didn’t have lesbian sex yesterday but i had really good m/f sex right now and now i can’t move so my only option is to report it to tumblr call life alert tell them to bring clothes luis is showering and is of absolutely no use to me when he’s in there sigh

— Alan Moore (Rorschach)

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